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(via purple-platypus-bear)

purple-platypus-bear:

And then there’s that one asshole in the front who’s not turning right………

(Source: njborn95)

purple-platypus-bear:

Same.

(Source: kissmeuntiliamgone, via thisisnottony)

how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: yeah

purple-platypus-bear:

lawl

(Source: guccigucci2011)

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

(via a-anmart)

Ohhh Maggie, you’re such a hypocrite. 

purple-platypus-bear:

Unfortunately…But I’m trying to push through the rest of the school year.

(via kristi23)

(Source: sifflement, via mmylovestoobigforyou)

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